LDS World Records

LDS WORLD RECORDS
LDS MEMBERS SHOULD
NEVER DESIRE TO BREAK:(By Bettyanne Bruin)

World’s worst LDS testimony bearer.

Looks most like Satan.

World’s most boring LDS Sunday School lesson.

Most calories consumed the night before a LDS Fast and Testimony meeting.

Farthest stray from a LDS High Priest Group lesson.

Least amount of LDS tithing paid.

Most times kicked out of a LDS Ward choir.

Most Cheerios spilled on the LDS chapel carpet.

Worst injury from a LDS Primary folding chair.

LDS Scoutmaster with the worst temper at Scout Camp.

LDS Scoutmaster most likely to lose a scout at Scout Camp.

LDS Church's biggest funeral potato casserole.

LDS church member who holds the record for the most amount of time spent searching for a lost ancestor.

LDS church sister who believes most that she was told in the pre-existence that she was supposed to marry Steve Young.

Most likely to fall away from the LDS church.

LDS church's ugliest sleeper in Sacrament Meeting.

LDS church members worst comb-over.

LDS church member least likely to know the meaning of any scripture.

LDS church's biggest signs of the times expert.

(I found this on some website and thought it was hilarious! Some of it can be a bit tacky- so please don't be offended.....all in good fun)